This Poet's Not Dead.....

""You sold me a dead poet!"
"I did not."
"Yes, you did."
"What evidence have you that I sold you a dead poet?"
This poet has not published in the past nine months!"
"That's not evidence, sir!"
"You have sold me a dead POET, I tell you!!"

"Calm yourself, sir. This shop sells pets."

"Yes, I know. You also sold me a dead parrot. *

Emily, is honored to be a dead poet, but is not quite dead yet.